Best Funny Status and Quotes with Images for Social Media like Whatsapp, Instagram and Facebook.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
When nothing seems right….go left!!